Welp, I got my first toy. Check her out! Her name is Betty. My soon to be adoptive parents sent her up to Maine to hang out with me. Apparently, they have had her sleeping in bed with them (perverts!) and spending a lot of time with her so that I'll be accustomed to their scent when I move down to Boston in a few weeks.
Let me tell ya - Betty reeks of nothing but vodka, body odor and hot dogs. Woof. You've got to be kidding me. Is this a practical joke? Who are these idiots anyway? I hope they can pull it together for my arrival.
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