this is getting ridiculous

I think it goes without saying that I'm just a TOUCH fed up with these living conditions. It was all fine and dandy in the beginning, but 8 weeks with nowhere to stretch my legs or read the newspaper? It's just inhumane. Even my mom seems sick of this whole thing. The outside better be worth all this suffering.

HELLLOOOOO

.... tick tock, tick tock... someone better let me out of here SOON. It's so crowded and hot in here and I'm almost done cooking and I SWEAR if my brothers and sisters make me stay in here a SECOND LONGER I'm going to lose it...

Can't wait to see you all on the outside... well most of you... I already know some of you will grind my gears, ruin my naps and pull my tail... but more about THOSE people later.